Merch that the crew will probably never make but totally could.
Clothing
T-Shirts
- "Where's the Hatch?" (proceeds go to Emily's Tooth Dust Fund) (Episode 27 - Digimon Manga)
- A picture of Wendy Koopa with the caption "Daddy's Girl" (Episode 32 - Super Mario Adventure Book: Koopa Capers)
- Azagog the Green Dragon 2020 (Episode 34 - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Dragons But Were Afraid to Ask)
- "Green Dragons Cut Loose" (Episode 34 - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Dragons But Were Afraid to Ask)
- A picture of Shrek holding a beer along with the text "Dreamworking for the weekend" (Episode 34 - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Dragons But Were Afraid to Ask)
Jackets
- A leather jacket with "Bad Dad, Great Uncle" written on the back along with a picture of Big Cat (Episode 36 - World of Warcraft: The Shattering: The Prelude to Cataclysm (Part 2))
Other
Accessories
- A full leather man-choker/gorget/wimple with "Daddy" or "Hey Sweetie" written on it in diamonds (Episode 35 - World of Warcraft: The Shattering: Prelude to Cataclysm). Only comes in one size.
Fan-Made Merch Designs
Wonderful merch fan-art, mostly from the subreddit. Credits and sources are in the image descriptions!