Morton was a distracting lil moth who was flying around in the podcast room during the recording of Episode 26 - Kingdom Hearts: The Novel (Part 2). After Murph said how he wanted to kill it, Caldwell pointed out that he was trying to keep the gang on-topic and is now the mascot of the podcast. Morton disappeared on the same day as the recording, the gang theorising that he flew into a wall to kill himself as he believed there was no hope trying to contain the podcast.

Morton is remembered as the mascot of the 8-Bit Book Club and remembered for his friendly nature, resilience, and how he took pride in his work.